Welcome back to the Socal Valley punk rockers Banned From Japan! If you know that singer / songwriter Matthew Earle has been sober for a few years, this song is hilarious, simultaneously poking fun at vegan straight-edge and himself. The music rips and his vocals are catchy af. Fat Wreck Chords come and sign Banned From Japan asap!
I’ll drink coffee till I’m nauseous
And I’ll eat a box of chocolates, often
Sitting on the toilet I’m in pain
And I just quit smoking cigarettes
Now I’m eating more and shitting less, stress I guess
Has got me smokin smokin more than ever again
Vegan straight edge
Smokin cigarettes I break edge
Almost every day yea
Vegan straight edge
A head of lettuce got more brains than me when I break edge
My weight, it fluctuates, my diet’s inconsistent
Inconsistently, calorie deficient
I used to think occasional, constipation was normal
Diarrhea sometimes too
I came across a meme that said my symptoms were from eating meat
So true
Vegan straight edge
Smokin cigarettes I break edge
Almost every day yea
Vegan straight edge
A head of lettuce got more brains than me when I break edge
At four in the morning, hand full shredded cheese
Starring at my roommate’s ice cream
Vegan straight edge
Smokin cigarettes I break edge
Almost every day yea
Vegan straight edge
A head of lettuce got more brains than me when I break edge
Bracing post-hardcore meets festival-ready rock on the Tokyo band's sharp new EP, mixed and mastered by Will Yip (Turnstile, Title Fight). Bandcamp New & Notable Feb 8, 2024
supported by 4 fans who also own “Banned From Japan - Vegan X”
An absolute crunchy essential... no camping trip is complete without packing Walter!!! does it have a funny little creature on the cover? yes.. so basically 10/10 best album ever jason hankins